Shooter McGavin's "Breakfast of Champions" | Adult Tee

There is a very specific level of country club arrogance that makes you brag about eating actual human waste just to win a verbal spar with a guy in a hockey jersey.

The Breakfast of Chokers

This vibrant orange tee is a tribute to the greatest self-burn in sports history. Featuring a high-def Shooter McGavin cereal box, it celebrates the man who spent more time buying houses out of spite than practicing his short game.

From the "Pieces of Sh*t" slogan to the Free Red Lobster gift certificate inside, it’s the ultimate kit for anyone who knows that Grizzly Adams definitely had a beard and that it’s all in the hips.

It’s basically a wearable Gold Jacket that warns everyone: Stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.