Gladstone Braves Insulated Water Bottle | 40oz Polar Camel

This bottle is built so tough it could probably survive a direct hit from a runaway logging truck and still keep your water colder than the look your mom gives you when you track mud across the kitchen floor.

THE GLADSTONE BRAVES "BATTLE-READY" 40OZ HYDRATION RIG

On the front side, you’ve got the Gladstone Braves logo etched deep enough to last until the sun burns out. On the back, we let you customize it with your name and your sport of choice, which is basically an industrial-strength "Keep Out" sign for your teammates. When Carl tries to grab your bottle during a timeout, your name will be staring him right in the face like a silent judge of his life choices.

This 40-ounce tank will keep ice through a triple-header in the humid Delta County heat, but it’ll also keep your hot chocolate from turning into a sad lukewarm treat during a November football game. It’s a vacuum-sealed vault that’s meant for people who actually do stuff outdoors—it doesn’t care if it’s getting kicked under a bleacher or dropped on the concrete; it just keeps working while everyone else’s plastic junk is cracking under the pressure.