F-Caw-F Rooster | Adult Tee

There is a very specific type of morning where the only appropriate response to "How are you?" is a high-pitched, prehistoric shriek.

The Morning Manifesto

This shirt captures that exact energy. Featuring a distressed rooster with absolutely no volume control, it’s a soft, high-quality tribute to everyone who isn’t a "morning person" but is definitely a loud person.

It’s basically a wearable warning label for anyone brave enough to talk to you before your first coffee.