Catalina Wine Mixer | Adult Tee

If you aren't here to lease a helicopter or witness the international debut of Prestige Worldwide, you're officially at the wrong party.

The 12th Annual Expo Tee

This navy tee is for anyone who knows that a successful business merger requires a world-class chopper fleet and a zero-tolerance policy for people touching your drum set. Featuring a vintage-distressed graphic that screams high-society island luxury, it’s the only acceptable uniform for securing regional investors and aggressively singing 80s soft rock until your veins pop.

It’s a high-quality, soft-spun cotton tribute to the greatest event in the history of entertainment research. Whether you're currently managing a portfolio of boats and hoes or you just need a shirt that stays crisp while you get sweaty from watching Cops, this is the elite choice for anyone who actually has the voice of an angel.

POW! It’s the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer.